…tonight’s company!

…tonight’s company!

Outfit for college; found something grown up(ish) to wear. 
First day was AMAZING. 
#college #student (again) #teachingassistant

Outfit for college; found something grown up(ish) to wear.
First day was AMAZING.
#college #student (again) #teachingassistant

I love The Joker, but WHAT! This is some extreme hair art yo!!

I love The Joker, but WHAT! This is some extreme hair art yo!!

Please someone come wipe the sweat off my body and hold my hair while I be sick.

Also while your doing that, lend me a hand getting the kids ready for bed, school stuff ready for the morning, make sure I remember to drink plenty so it doesn’t hurt sicking up nothing, put the kids to bed and then tuck me into bed nice and snug and stroke my hair until I fall asleep.

Please???

Adorable!! 😍😘
I am officially BROODY! My neighbours daughter is so cute and smells incredibly babyfied!!!

Adorable!! 😍😘

I am officially BROODY! My neighbours daughter is so cute and smells incredibly babyfied!!!
“How about we take this to the bedroom?”
— me, to my snacks (via dutchster)

(via trollfacemommy)

..anybody want to tell me if it’s normal to sit in the bathroom with the door locked just to cry and destress in peace?!
I feel so alone and I have no idea what’s wrong with me :(

I’m horny and hungry, I had high expectations for a glass of wine and left only half a glass worth in the fridge; the kids are being a nuisance and I’m missing my man A LOT.

Sigh.

Teen brothers…blahh!

My 17 year old brother was knocking on the door, three times I shouted to him ‘come in’
In the end I resorted to ‘COME THE FUCK IN OR FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!!’

Funnily enough heard that!!