The answer is probably in the bacon I might cook for tea.
Might.
Probably.
Meh.
What was the question?

Why is it I’m STILL watching Spongebob Squarepants a whole HOUR after both kids have gone to bed???

I am DONE working for 10 whole days! Two more sleeps then we are on our holiday..


WOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPAAAHHH!

Just today to go at work, then this is so me tomorrow.

Just today to go at work, then this is so me tomorrow.

(via sarcasticmotherhood)

“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kind of time to convince somebody else.”
My afternoon summed up in 21 words…..

My afternoon summed up in 21 words…..

Summer Holidays Day 3 -

Currently writing this on the way to my first service users house as I’m still chuckling over it!

This mornings conversation with my daughter was a funny. She was watching me get ready for work, and I turned my back to put my bra on.
She picks up a smaller one out of my drawer and says ‘Mummy why don’t you ever wear this blue one anymore??’

'Because it's too small hunny, and it won't do its job anymore.'

'So, if it's too small, can I have it please??'

'But Charley, you haven't got any boobs!!'

'I have Mummy!!'

'Charley, I'm a double D, your a minus double Z!!'

'No Mummy, watch this……'


She runs off with my smaller bra, and comes back after a few minutes of giggling with two teddies stuffed backside out in the bra over her clothes, strutting her stuff, singing The Jungle Books ‘OOOBEE DOOO…dooby doo, I wanna be like youu-oooo-ooooo…’

Funny as!!!

Say hello to my fluffy cat, Fudge!! Bloody poser…

Say hello to my fluffy cat, Fudge!! Bloody poser…

4 more sleeps until our holiday!


Can anyone tell I’m seriously bored???!!